Jul 2, 2016
Dear David Alan,
I have been having an affair for the past few months, and it has been very exciting. I know I'm not supposed to do it, obviously, but I have been very discreet. I do not want to hurt my wife's feelings, and I don't expect this to last long. It's just fun and a distraction from all of the stuff that has been going on at home of late.
So, here's the thing. My son told me the other day that I have been talking in my sleep. He wanted to know who Gloria is. I was shocked. That's her name! He said he heard me talking and came in the room and shook me until I stopped talking. Now I'm worried that my wife may have heard me. Should I tell her? What should I do? -- Sleeptalking, Denver